When I sneeze, I pee. Awesome.
    You gotta love that. I was 7 months pregnant with my second daughter and at the fair with my daughter and husband and my pants started to get wet. So I started freaking out thinking my water had broke and went to the bathroom just to find out I had peed a little!!! OMG I was so embarressed.
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    I don't know when it happened, but my butt looks like my moms.
    Mom Confession: I do my best texting from the toilet... (p.s. not currently on the toilet)
    About Jessica
    Born: Novato, California
    Current: Sherman Oaks, California
    Birth: May 28
    On Moms.com since: Aug 5, 2013
    We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).