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Mom Confession: I do my best texting from the toilet... (p.s. not currently on the toilet)
    11/18/13
    5sarah
    I'd have to say shower through the curtain of course....its the only place we as moms can think straight with out "mommy....can i have....i need....i gotta....i want....mom mom mom mom mom.......he won't.....she wont....I SWEAR I DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK....mooooooommmmmm....sissys aggravating......can i please.....but you just got paid yesterday.....the bills cant cost that much.....well he does it why cant i.....make him stop.....make her stop." well anyways you get it
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      11/18/13
      8Theresa Gould
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      When I sneeze, I pee. Awesome.
      Nothing like waking up to one, long, thick, grey eyebrow... that wasn't there when you went to bed.
      About Jessica
      Born: Novato, California
      Current: Sherman Oaks, California
      Birth: May 28
      On Moms.com since: Aug 5, 2013
      We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).