"EEEwww! MOM! Gross. Put some clothes on." #12 of Things you DON'T want to hear first thing in the morning.
    8Theresa Gould
    Too funny!
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    What my baby wants, my baby gets. My baby wanted a whole chocolate cake. Sheet size.
    Dear Muffin top, I will feed you for one more month and then you gotta go.
    About Jessica
    Born: Novato, California
    Current: Sherman Oaks, California
    Birth: May 28
    On Moms.com since: Aug 5, 2013
    We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).