Charlies Rules for Mom.
Charlies Rules for Mom: 1. You may not sit down. 2. You may not stand up. 3. At lunchtime you will put your lunch on the counter and walk me around. You are allowed one bite during each lap around the kitchen. 4. Naptime means it's MY naptime. Not yours. 5. I know when you're about to get comfortable, when you're food is hot, when you have to go potty. At that moment I will have to do those things too. Failure to comply will result in a) a serious meltdown, b) that frowny face that makes you want to punch yourself in your own throat, or c) a mixture of both. Now. I see that you have finally sat down to eat. My diaper is suddenly full. Love you mama. xoxo, Charlie.
Charlie's cute though so you have to play by his rules. ;)