What would be your Country song??

I don't care for country, but I LOVE the titles of the songs and the words are funny and tell a story..

If you're life was a country song, what would be the title?

"Six pack and a temper"
"The road leads back to the kitchen"
"This kids gonna break me"
"Love, tantrums and mini vans"

    Haha! What a great post!! I'll have to think... nothing comes to mind immediately!
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    We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).