..oh gosh.. so many and he's only 7 weeks!
My first funny Mom story would probably be thinking I hear things and I don't.. or in all my sleepy haze.. freaking that Monroe is still breathing! lol
I was in the shower the other day and SWORE I heard the music on his bouncer.. but it was shut off :) It constantly plays in my head! haha
I do that too, think I hear one of the kids getting up during the night. In fact I was sure I heard my daughter in the kitchen cabinets one night, so I got up to see what she was doing up. This happened for a few nights until I realized one of my cats likes to open and shut the cupboard door. :/