Murphy's Law for Moms (Got this from a friend).

1. If you wear black, they will have a runny nose.
2. If you wear white, they will have muddy hands.
3. If you change their diaper, they will immediately poop in the new one.
4. If you mop the floor, they will spill something.
5. If you put on fresh socks, you will immediately step in whatever was spilled.
6. If it is perfect, they will fix that for you.
7. If you say it, they will repeat it.
8. If it is important, they will forget it.
9. If you're tired, they will not be.
10. If you love them, you will see the beauty in it all.

And, I would like to add, "When you give them a bath, they will go number two and it will get all over them (happens more often than not).
Also, when you dress them and they look absolutely adorable in that outfit, they will spit up all over it...and spit up over any fresh outfit you place on them.

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Melissa MiddletonPennington Gap, Virginia
    04/04/14
    Beth
    I saw this the other day! Love it, so so true!!
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      04/04/14
      Melissa Middleton
      Yes, I think my son secretly says or thinks, "Oh, I look adorable, huh? I'll fix that!" lol
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        04/04/14
        Melissa Middleton
        Oh, my son will find another way to when he is older as well.
        I'll get him ready for church and I won't notice anything until I walk in the doors. I can see it now. lol
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          04/04/14
          Melissa Middleton
          I also need to add, he decided to pee while I was bathing him so I had to wash twice. LOL He found it funny, which it was.
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          Mother of an active son, a precious baby girl, & a diva step-daughter (who lives with us). I am an artist, baker, organic gardener, frugal liver, & a Christian--happily married to my best-friend. Blogger at www.chasingwildhorses.com