Kids out of the house... Bah bye crappy old toys!!!

I cannot wait to get into my kids room when they're gone today and rifle through everything and throw away all the old gross broken plastic toys that when they see me taking they plead with me and tell me they absolutely need that plastic purple disc from chuck e cheese.

Mwoohahahaha. Lemme in there!!!

List of just... Stuff.. Rock collections, beads, Barbie shoes, old mega blocks (we haven't had mega blocks in 4 years)... Old super balls, goody bag items, broken pencils and topless pens, ....

If they're not here when I do it they never notice. If they are.. I can't get rid of anything.

Can't wait!!!!!

About Jessica
Born: Novato, California
Current: Sherman Oaks, California
Birth: May 28
On since: Aug 5, 2013
We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).