Favorite alternative cuss word??

I might have asked this before but can't find the post. I need some good ones.

I love me some F bomb and I rarely slip with my kids. I think maybe I can count on kne hand. But anywho. I need some new ones.

Cheese and rice.
Shut the front door
Monkey balls
Holy bean dip.

Lemme here some new ones!!!

    My husband cracks up cause apparently I say "oh poopies" all the time lol
    Oh that's a good one! The first time I said "oh fart" to him he lost it. So I'm sure that one will get him.
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    We live in Los Angeles, CA. I'm a writer, comedian, actor and single mom of two. Parenting is hard. I try to keep a sense of humor about it all and find the find the funny... in what is most likely NOT funny (i.e. boogers, meltdowns, homework, etc.).