Corny jokes!

I am a sucker for a horribly good corny I declare this corny joke night! ;-) here's my favorite that I used to tell my clients while washing their hair...

Why do hair stylist use shampoo?
Because people get mad if you use real poo!

Ok...hit me with your best shot! What's your favorite corny joke...I know I can't be the only one who loves them :)

Hahaha I love that one!
Lol sounds like my kinda person :-)'s not just for vegetables anymore! Haha
    If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom...what are you when you are IN the bathroom? EUROPEAN! (Your a peein)
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    Stay at home wife and Mom. I have an older step son that is an amazing young man. My husband and myself have a little boy and newborn girl. Balancing life isn't always easy but it's always worth it :-)