Dr Google is a bad man!
Do you ever use Google to try to diagnose yourself? It seems to me that Dr Google is over dramatic and he's pretty sure anything that's wrong with you might possibly be cancer.
Papercut? It may be cancer.
Hypothermia? Well... yep cancer.
It makes me wonder how useful having information like this is for people. Especially new parents, can you imagine how nerve wrecking it would be to Google every symptom your child has? I'd probably have a stroke. Or cancer.