Beware of the baby, it bites.

I am sure all of us have a funny (or painful) tale of a time our kids hurt us unintentionally. They don't mean to, we all know that but they sure can inflict some damage!

The article below is what got me thinking about it. I remember very clearly sitting on the couch, minding my own business. Mini walked up and I thought she was resting her head in my lap. Turned out she decided to take a chop on my thigh! I yelped pretty loud because it surprised me, she cried, it was terrible. But in retrospect it was kinda funny how I thought she was being sweet but instead I got bit.

How about you, any stories of being abused by your kids? ;)

http://lifestyle.ca.msn.com/family-parenting/moms…

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    06/14/14
    No bites yet lol
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      06/14/14
      Maddie was an eye poker. Sometimes she still will do it, with a smile and saying proudly, "Eye!"
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      06/14/14
      Elise does that too! lol
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      06/16/14
      Also, Maddie twiddles. This isn't aggression exactly, but I know the day that I've let her nails grow too long.
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        06/14/14
        Uhm yes! Lol he has bitten me too many times to count, tripped me, broken my elbow, about know led me out a few times head butting me...he's vicious! Lol
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          06/14/14
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            06/14/14
            Nina has bitten our shoulders/arms really hard, like sank her teeth in, when she's hurting particularly bad from teething...

            Also, headbutts. From the side, from below, from above...that girl throws herself in head-first, and let me tell you, it HURTS sometimes. My husband thought she broke my nose once. She was sitting on my lap and suddenly sprang upwards and her head smashed into my nose and it bled, a lot. It wasn't broken, we went to the ER to make sure lol!

            There have also been the claws because it's a death match to try and trim her nails...and occasionally she gets too excited and waves her arms around, so watch out for fists!
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              06/14/14
              I got bit on the nipple a couple times. It hurts!
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                06/16/14
                Tonya
                My daughter has six teeth and still likes to bite. Lets just say ouchie. I have noticed marks on her crib as well.
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                I am a single mom of two fantastic kiddos that I love to pieces. Currently in school working towards my teaching degree. You can find me most days on www.mommathoughts.com when I am not here chit chatting! :)