Beware of the baby, it bites.
I am sure all of us have a funny (or painful) tale of a time our kids hurt us unintentionally. They don't mean to, we all know that but they sure can inflict some damage!
The article below is what got me thinking about it. I remember very clearly sitting on the couch, minding my own business. Mini walked up and I thought she was resting her head in my lap. Turned out she decided to take a chop on my thigh! I yelped pretty loud because it surprised me, she cried, it was terrible. But in retrospect it was kinda funny how I thought she was being sweet but instead I got bit.
How about you, any stories of being abused by your kids? ;)
Also, headbutts. From the side, from below, from above...that girl throws herself in head-first, and let me tell you, it HURTS sometimes. My husband thought she broke my nose once. She was sitting on my lap and suddenly sprang upwards and her head smashed into my nose and it bled, a lot. It wasn't broken, we went to the ER to make sure lol!
There have also been the claws because it's a death match to try and trim her nails...and occasionally she gets too excited and waves her arms around, so watch out for fists!