What are your best poopy diaper stories?

When Selena was a month old we were out shopping, we left the store and we had gotten down the road when I heard a rumble. The smell made me pull over into a parking lot that was miles from any store. I started to change her and realized there's no diapers in the diaper bag! I had napkins and tissues though so I removed what I could and put napkins in the diaper and put it back on until we got home. I always check the bag for diapers and keep extras in the car now too.
Second worst moment: we were home and Selena (around 1 month old) had pooped, so as i'm changing her diaper she apparently wasn't done yet and poop shot out onto our bed! Her crib/changing table is adjacent to our bed. Ahhh! Funny part my fiance was sleeping and it was on the blanket, I told him can you get up carefully please and help me. He was slightly horrified and I couldn't help but laugh a little. It happens, this happened twice. I wait to make sure she's done now.

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    06/19/14
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    06/19/14
    Yea, I've had to just say heck and bring her to the tub once it went up the back side.
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      06/19/14
      I think the worst one was when Jayson was about 2 weeks old and Josh (my hubby) was trying to change him while we were visiting with his family. I think it was thanksgiving. Anyway, so Josh gets the diaper off and then Jayson decided it was time to poop so the poop starts coming and he's doing the frantic grab for some baby wipes to catch it and it kept coming and coming and coming like a soft serve ice cream. So his sister comes over and both of them are trying to catch it all while the rest of us are laughing. Of course Hubby had to up the gross factor by saying it reminded him of 2 girls 1 cup *shudder*
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      06/19/14
      LOL, Oh my.
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      06/19/14
      Ha ha, what a mess babies make.
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