Are you glad you are female?
I have heard guys say "I'm so glad I am not a woman" , usually in connection with something like child birth or having to go to the gyno, haha.
Me? I am happy I am female. I get to wear dresses and make up and no one looks at me funny. I have boobs, come on. Boobs are awesome. And while giving birth isn't fun, it is freaking awesome to go through pregnancy and then child birth just because your body does AMAZING things.
I like my gender, thanks.