Have any of you ladies checked out Woot.com? I love their descriptions of their merchandise! Here's one for a mini Dyson for kids:
Perfect for cleaning up what will come to be known as Bean Bag Massacre 2014.
"Emery, time to get ... DEAR SWEET BABY HEYZOOS WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?"
My bean bag is sick.
"Honey, your bean bag is dead."
"Oh, that's right. We haven't had that conversation yet. Well ... you know how your fish, Lisa, went on that permanent vacation to the ocean?"
"Well ... let's just say your bean bag didn't quite make the flight."
I don't get it.
"You know what, never mind. Why don't you just get your Toy Dyson and help mommy vacuum up the carnage."
"You know, for a 20-year-old, you sure have a lot of questions."
I love this site, lol! Have you ever ordered from them? Do you think that their way of advertising products makes you more likely to buy from them?