Things you thought you would never say

I know I am not alone in this one ladies. What are some things you have said and then thought "Did I just say that?" when it comes to your kids?

Here's some of mine:
No I can't buy you a pet zombie.
Yes you have to put on pants.
No the cat isn't a machine gun, put her down.
Can I have a pair of shoes that are just mine, daughter of mine?
That's not funny, take my bra off of your head.

About Melissa
Birth: December 31
On since: Mar 3, 2014
I am a single mom of two fantastic kiddos that I love to pieces. Currently in school working towards my teaching degree. You can find me most days on when I am not here chit chatting! :)