20 Ways Toddlers are like dealing with a drunk person :)

For the Mothers of toddlers....we've all been there. Lol

1.No personal boundaries
2.Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and keeps going
3.Poor decision making skills
4.Spontaneous vomiting
5.Speaks gibberish
6.Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
7.Cries for no apparent reason
8.Streaking (see #3)
9.Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
10.Short attention span
11.Argumentative
12.Poor short term memory
13.Zero inhibitions
14.Loses everything
15.Will pass out anywhere
16.One track mind
17.Demanding
18.Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
19.Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever
20.One volume setting – LOUD!

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    12/29/13
    Tessa
    lol so true :)
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      12/29/13
      hahaha love it!
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